TheRealSpencer
Demolish My Asshole Mug
Demolish My Asshole Mug
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Some people start their morning with a quiet cup of coffee.
Others prefer to start the day like a wrecking ball.
The “Demolish My Asshole” Wrecking Ball Coffee Mug features the same bold wrecking ball crane design paired with a phrase that absolutely no one expects to read before 9 a.m. Perfect for your morning coffee, late-night tea, or that suspicious “coffee” at work that definitely isn’t just coffee. Whether it’s sitting on your desk, kitchen counter, or office break room table, this mug guarantees confused looks, awkward laughs, and at least one coworker doing a double-take.
Perfect for:
• Morning coffee with questionable life choices
• Office desks that need more chaos
• Grandma and your favorite uncle
• Gifts for friends with a dangerously broken sense of humor
• Anyone who believes coffee mugs should come with a warning label
Sturdy, bold, and guaranteed to wake people up faster than the caffeine.
Warning: May cause laughter, shocked reactions, and HR asking a few follow-up questions.
Demolition crew not included.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Others prefer to start the day like a wrecking ball.
The “Demolish My Asshole” Wrecking Ball Coffee Mug features the same bold wrecking ball crane design paired with a phrase that absolutely no one expects to read before 9 a.m. Perfect for your morning coffee, late-night tea, or that suspicious “coffee” at work that definitely isn’t just coffee. Whether it’s sitting on your desk, kitchen counter, or office break room table, this mug guarantees confused looks, awkward laughs, and at least one coworker doing a double-take.
Perfect for:
• Morning coffee with questionable life choices
• Office desks that need more chaos
• Grandma and your favorite uncle
• Gifts for friends with a dangerously broken sense of humor
• Anyone who believes coffee mugs should come with a warning label
Sturdy, bold, and guaranteed to wake people up faster than the caffeine.
Warning: May cause laughter, shocked reactions, and HR asking a few follow-up questions.
Demolition crew not included.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
