TheRealSpencer
Don't Be A Pussy Long Sleeve Tee
Don't Be A Pussy Long Sleeve Tee
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Some situations require long sleeves. Not maturity. Just sleeves.
This is the shirt you throw on when the weather gets colder but the decisions somehow get worse.
Across the chest, loud and unapologetic: “DON’T BE A PSSY YOU PSSY.”
Not advice. Not motivation. A challenge issued directly to your nervous system.
This long sleeve tee was built for nights that start with “should we?” and immediately turn into “too late.” Tailgates. Dirt roads. Last-minute road trips. Carrying heavy objects with absolutely no plan. Standing around fires talking about engines, fights, wildlife, near-death experiences, and “that one guy” nobody has heard from in years. The sleeves keep you warm. The message keeps everybody reckless.
Perfect for:
• Cold nights with loud friends and worse ideas
• Climbing things you definitely shouldn’t climb
• Watching sparks fly while someone says “nah it’ll hold”
• Yelling “HELL YEAH” at situations with no clear positive outcome
• Looking tough while carrying something unnecessarily heavy
• Making eye contact with danger and somehow taking that personally
Soft fabric. Hard energy. You wear this and suddenly every moment feels like the opening scene of a story that’ll get retold incorrectly for the next ten years.
This isn’t just a long sleeve tee. It’s a warning label disguised as clothing.
“DON’T BE A PSSY YOU PSSY.”
Long sleeves. Short lifespan for common sense.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
This is the shirt you throw on when the weather gets colder but the decisions somehow get worse.
Across the chest, loud and unapologetic: “DON’T BE A PSSY YOU PSSY.”
Not advice. Not motivation. A challenge issued directly to your nervous system.
This long sleeve tee was built for nights that start with “should we?” and immediately turn into “too late.” Tailgates. Dirt roads. Last-minute road trips. Carrying heavy objects with absolutely no plan. Standing around fires talking about engines, fights, wildlife, near-death experiences, and “that one guy” nobody has heard from in years. The sleeves keep you warm. The message keeps everybody reckless.
Perfect for:
• Cold nights with loud friends and worse ideas
• Climbing things you definitely shouldn’t climb
• Watching sparks fly while someone says “nah it’ll hold”
• Yelling “HELL YEAH” at situations with no clear positive outcome
• Looking tough while carrying something unnecessarily heavy
• Making eye contact with danger and somehow taking that personally
Soft fabric. Hard energy. You wear this and suddenly every moment feels like the opening scene of a story that’ll get retold incorrectly for the next ten years.
This isn’t just a long sleeve tee. It’s a warning label disguised as clothing.
“DON’T BE A PSSY YOU PSSY.”
Long sleeves. Short lifespan for common sense.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
