Freshly Pregnant Hoodie

This hoodie is not an announcement, a confirmation, or a cry for help. It’s a question. A wildly inappropriate one. Freshly Pregnant? exists solely to derail conversations and make strangers do mental math they did not consent to.

Perfect for cold weather chaos: grocery runs, holiday gatherings, bar patios, or anywhere someone might read it, stop mid-sentence, reread it, and immediately regret asking follow-up questions. The hoodie adds insulation—both from the cold and from accountability.

Unreasonably warm. Dangerously comfortable. Designed to keep you cozy while everyone else stands there wondering if they should congratulate you or pretend they didn’t see it.

You don’t have to clarify.
You absolutely shouldn’t.
Some questions are better asked from inside a hoodie.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.