Freshly Pregnant Long Sleeve Tee

This long sleeve tee is not an announcement, a joke, or something HR prepared you for. It’s a question. An unsettling one. Freshly Pregnant exists to quietly ruin small talk and haunt people long after the interaction ends.

Perfect for fall walks, grocery aisles, library energy, coffee shops, and anywhere someone has time to read it slowly, reread it, and feel something they can’t quite name.

The long sleeves add a layer of seriousness that makes the question feel… clinical. Unnecessary. Powerful.

Soft, cozy, and emotionally unhelpful. Built to keep you warm while everyone else spirals, wondering if they missed an update, a memo, or a social rule.

You won’t explain it.
You can’t explain it.
Some questions get stranger the longer you look at them.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs