Freshly Pregnant Tank Top

This tank top is not an announcement, a reveal, or a medical update. It’s a question. A reckless one. Freshly Pregnant exists purely to create confusion, eye contact avoidance, and conversations that immediately go off the rails.

Perfect for warm-weather chaos: beach days, bar patios, festivals, backyard parties, or anywhere someone reads it, pauses, rereads it, and silently debates whether it’s socially acceptable to ask questions. The lack of sleeves adds confidence and removes any illusion that you plan to explain yourself.
Lightweight. Insanely comfortable. Designed for maximum airflow while everyone else overheats trying to process what they just read.

No clarification.
No context.
No answers.
Some questions hit harder without sleeves.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm