TheRealSpencer
Fuck Being Nice Long Sleeve Tee
Fuck Being Nice Long Sleeve Tee
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The weather got colder.
Your attitude somehow got worse.
This solid black long sleeve tee delivers the exact message your facial expression has been trying to communicate for years:
“FUCK BEING NICE”
Printed in bold white lettering across the chest like a formal resignation letter from basic human politeness.
This isn’t loud in a chaotic way. It’s loud in a calm, deeply exhausted way. The kind of energy you develop after too many pointless meetings, too many group chats, too many people saying “quick question” before stealing forty minutes of your life. The long sleeves give it a strangely serious look, like you’re not angry—you’ve simply completed your transformation into someone who no longer explains themselves.
Soft fabric. Sharp contrast. Emotionally unavailable silhouette.
Perfect for:
• Your undershirt for your work outfit
• Walking around at night listening to music that makes you feel vaguely criminal
• Standing outside bars deciding whether you actually want to go in
• Entering a rib eating competition just for fun
• Looking at your phone, sighing heavily, and putting it back in your pocket
• 2am snack runs with the boys
• Wearing sunglasses when it’s cloudy for psychological reasons
• Vaping with the boys in the garage
• Existing in public with the energy of a potato
• Your favorite grandma or uncle
The black fabric keeps it clean and timeless.
The message keeps everybody at a safe emotional distance.
It’s not rude.
It’s preventative maintenance.
“FUCK BEING NICE”
For people who have confused emotional burnout with personal style—and made it look incredible.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
Your attitude somehow got worse.
This solid black long sleeve tee delivers the exact message your facial expression has been trying to communicate for years:
“FUCK BEING NICE”
Printed in bold white lettering across the chest like a formal resignation letter from basic human politeness.
This isn’t loud in a chaotic way. It’s loud in a calm, deeply exhausted way. The kind of energy you develop after too many pointless meetings, too many group chats, too many people saying “quick question” before stealing forty minutes of your life. The long sleeves give it a strangely serious look, like you’re not angry—you’ve simply completed your transformation into someone who no longer explains themselves.
Soft fabric. Sharp contrast. Emotionally unavailable silhouette.
Perfect for:
• Your undershirt for your work outfit
• Walking around at night listening to music that makes you feel vaguely criminal
• Standing outside bars deciding whether you actually want to go in
• Entering a rib eating competition just for fun
• Looking at your phone, sighing heavily, and putting it back in your pocket
• 2am snack runs with the boys
• Wearing sunglasses when it’s cloudy for psychological reasons
• Vaping with the boys in the garage
• Existing in public with the energy of a potato
• Your favorite grandma or uncle
The black fabric keeps it clean and timeless.
The message keeps everybody at a safe emotional distance.
It’s not rude.
It’s preventative maintenance.
“FUCK BEING NICE”
For people who have confused emotional burnout with personal style—and made it look incredible.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
