I Hate Spiders Long Sleeve Tee

What is the deal with spiders and sleeves?

You think you’re safe. You’ve got long sleeves on, you’re covered, you’re protected… and then suddenly you feel something. A little movement. A tickle. And now it’s a whole situation.

The “I Hate Spiders” Long Sleeve Tee understands this. Same simple spider silhouette. Same very reasonable statement: I hate spiders. But now you’ve got sleeves—full coverage. Not actual protection, of course, but psychologically… it’s doing a lot of work.

You wear this, and people know exactly where you stand. No debates. No “well actually, they’re harmless.” No, no. This is a firm position.

Perfect for:
• People who hate spiders
• People who shake out their sleeves just in case
• Your favorite pajama top because why not
• Date night with her parents
• Tent camping with your favorite uncle
• Anyone who refuses to reach into dark spaces without a backup plan
• Cool days when you want comfort and a clearly stated anti-spider policy
• Folks who believe eight legs is simply excessive
• When a you frequently scream "kill it with fire"
• When your self defense weapons include a boot, a shovel, or hairspray and a lighter

It’s soft, it’s comfortable, and it says everything you need it to say. Because really… You gave spiders a chance. They abused the privilege.

And now? Now it’s personal.


• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs