TheRealSpencer
I Hate Spiders Poster
I Hate Spiders Poster
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What is the deal with spiders… on walls?
That’s their whole thing, right? You look up—there it is. You look away for one second—gone. Where did it go? Now it’s not a spider anymore, it’s a mystery. And I don’t like mysteries like that. Now you're on high alert.
So what do you do? You get ahead of it.
The “I Hate Spiders” Wall Poster takes a bold approach. A simple spider silhouette. A very clear message: I hate spiders. You put this on your wall, and suddenly it feels like you’ve taken a stand. Like you and the wall are on the same team now.
Does it stop spiders? No. Of course not. What is this, magic? But it does something important—it lets everyone know where you stand on the issue. No confusion. No mixed signals.
Perfect for:
• People who hate spiders
• Rooms where spiders have been a little too comfortable
• When you catch yourself yelling "kill it with fire"
• People who keep one eye on the ceiling at all times
• The office that you aren't sure if they sprayed well enough
• The cabin you share with your favorite uncle
• Anyone who prefers their wall décor to double as a statement
• Individuals who believe spiders should announce themselves… and then leave
• When your favorite weapons are a shoe, a shovel, or hairspray and a lighter
It’s simple, it’s bold, and it really gets the point across. Because honestly…
You shouldn’t have to share your walls. You’re already paying rent.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
That’s their whole thing, right? You look up—there it is. You look away for one second—gone. Where did it go? Now it’s not a spider anymore, it’s a mystery. And I don’t like mysteries like that. Now you're on high alert.
So what do you do? You get ahead of it.
The “I Hate Spiders” Wall Poster takes a bold approach. A simple spider silhouette. A very clear message: I hate spiders. You put this on your wall, and suddenly it feels like you’ve taken a stand. Like you and the wall are on the same team now.
Does it stop spiders? No. Of course not. What is this, magic? But it does something important—it lets everyone know where you stand on the issue. No confusion. No mixed signals.
Perfect for:
• People who hate spiders
• Rooms where spiders have been a little too comfortable
• When you catch yourself yelling "kill it with fire"
• People who keep one eye on the ceiling at all times
• The office that you aren't sure if they sprayed well enough
• The cabin you share with your favorite uncle
• Anyone who prefers their wall décor to double as a statement
• Individuals who believe spiders should announce themselves… and then leave
• When your favorite weapons are a shoe, a shovel, or hairspray and a lighter
It’s simple, it’s bold, and it really gets the point across. Because honestly…
You shouldn’t have to share your walls. You’re already paying rent.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
