I Would Rather Hoodie

Introducing the "I Would Rather" Hoodie – because why settle for ordinary excuses when you can make a statement with style and humor? This hoodie isn't just fabric; it's a cozy declaration of your unique preferences, wrapped in a cloak of wit and charm. Slip it on and watch as people do a double-take, trying to decipher if you're truly committed to hair care or just have a knack for outrageous excuses. The tasteful embroidery declares, "I'm not just a hoodie; I'm a proclamation of grooming priorities and comedic brilliance!" Caution: wearing this hoodie may lead to laughter, puzzled looks, and possibly even requests for your grooming services. But hey, it's not just clothing; it's a whimsical reminder that sometimes, the best way to decline an invitation is with a dash of humor. So zip it up, embrace the chuckles, and let your hoodie do the talking!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood