I Would Rather Long Sleeve Tee

Introducing the "I Would Rather" Long Sleeve Tee – because why settle for ordinary excuses when you can make a statement with style and humor? This tee isn't just fabric; it's a sophisticated declaration of your grooming preferences, wrapped in a cloak of charm and whimsy. Slip it on and watch as people do a double-take, trying to decipher if you're truly dedicated to hair care or just have a knack for unforgettable excuses. The tasteful embroidery declares, "I'm not just a long sleeve tee; I'm a proclamation of grooming priorities and comedic brilliance!" Caution: wearing this tee may lead to laughter, puzzled looks, and possibly even requests for your grooming services. But hey, it's not just clothing; it's a hilarious reminder that sometimes, the best way to decline an invitation is with a dash of humor. So wear it proudly, embrace the chuckles, and let your tee do the talking!

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs