I Would Rather T-Shirt

Introducing the "I Would Rather" T-shirt – because why settle for ordinary excuses when you can make your preferences hilariously clear? This tee isn't just fabric; it's a bold statement of priorities, wrapped in a cloak of wit and charm. Wear it and watch as people do a double-take, trying to decipher if you're truly committed to hair care or just have a knack for outrageous excuses. The stylish typography declares, "I'm not just a t-shirt; I'm a declaration of grooming priorities and comedic brilliance!" Caution: wearing this tee may lead to laughter, puzzled looks, and possibly even requests for your grooming services. But hey, it's not just clothing; it's a whimsical reminder that sometimes, the best way to decline an invitation is with a dash of humor. So wear it proudly, embrace the chuckles, and let your tee do the talking! 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping