I Would Rather Tank Top

Introducing the "I Would Rather" Tank Top – because why settle for mundane excuses when you can make a bold statement with humor and panache? This tank top isn't just fabric; it's a sassy declaration of your grooming preferences, wrapped in a cloak of charm and whimsy. Wear it and watch as heads turn and eyebrows raise, wondering if you're truly dedicated to hair care or just have a knack for unforgettable excuses. The elegant print declares, "I'm not just a tank top; I'm a proclamation of grooming priorities and comedic genius!" Caution: wearing this tank top may lead to laughter, puzzled looks, and possibly even requests for your grooming services. But hey, it's not just clothing; it's a hilarious reminder that sometimes, the best way to decline an invitation is with a dash of humor. So slip it on, embrace the giggles, and let your tank top steal the show!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm