My Massive Tits And Stinky Bits Long Sleeve Tee

Some designs deserve a little extra real estate. The “My Massive Tits And Stinky Bits” Long Sleeve Tee delivers the same wildly inappropriate humor, now with sleeves to keep you warm while your shirt does all the talking.

Bold, ridiculous, and absolutely impossible to ignore, this long sleeve is perfect for cooler days when you still want your sense of humor on full display. Whether you're heading to a bar, a bonfire, a late-night food run, or just hanging out with friends, this shirt guarantees at least one person will read it out loud and immediately regret it.

Perfect for:
• People with a fearless sense of humor
• Chilly nights and questionable decisions
• 2am snack runs
• Your favorite grandma or uncle
• Friends who appreciate jokes that go a little too far
• Dinner with the family
• Anyone who believes clothing should start conversations immediately

Comfortable, eye-catching, and just the right amount of chaotic, this long sleeve tee is built for people who know subtlety is overrated.

Warning: May cause double-takes, loud laughter, and at least one person saying, “There is no way that’s what your shirt says.”

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs