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Sexual Pizza Hoodie
Sexual Pizza Hoodie
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$40.00
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Get ready to stay warm while keeping your priorities deliciously clear.
Introducing the official hoodie from Sexual Pizza — built for late-night cravings, early-morning regrets, and every glorious moment in between. Featuring a bold design inspired by the legendary $1.99 pizza buffet, this hoodie is a wearable tribute to unlimited slices, unbeatable value, and a place where going back for “just one more” is not only accepted—it’s encouraged.
Cozy, comfortable, and just the right amount of attention-grabbing, this hoodie is perfect for when the temperature drops but your appetite does not. Whether you're posted up at the buffet, heading out for a casual slice run, or simply embracing the art of doing absolutely nothing in style, this piece has you covered—literally.
And yes, just like the buffet that inspired it, we’re open 7 days a week. Because cravings don’t follow a schedule, and neither should your hoodie rotation.
Designed for:
• Pizza lovers who don’t believe in “just one slice”
• Late night snack runs
• Buffet regulars with championship-level stamina
• Your favorite pajama top
• Anyone who appreciates comfort, humor, and a slightly unhinged brand name
• Cold nights, warm ovens, and even warmer personalities
Soft on the inside, bold on the outside, and ready to become your go-to layer for everything from quick errands to extended buffet sessions, this hoodie delivers comfort you can live in and a message you can’t ignore.
Wear it when you're hungry. Wear it when you're full. Wear it when you're about to be both again.
At Sexual Pizza, it’s not just a meal—it’s a lifestyle.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Introducing the official hoodie from Sexual Pizza — built for late-night cravings, early-morning regrets, and every glorious moment in between. Featuring a bold design inspired by the legendary $1.99 pizza buffet, this hoodie is a wearable tribute to unlimited slices, unbeatable value, and a place where going back for “just one more” is not only accepted—it’s encouraged.
Cozy, comfortable, and just the right amount of attention-grabbing, this hoodie is perfect for when the temperature drops but your appetite does not. Whether you're posted up at the buffet, heading out for a casual slice run, or simply embracing the art of doing absolutely nothing in style, this piece has you covered—literally.
And yes, just like the buffet that inspired it, we’re open 7 days a week. Because cravings don’t follow a schedule, and neither should your hoodie rotation.
Designed for:
• Pizza lovers who don’t believe in “just one slice”
• Late night snack runs
• Buffet regulars with championship-level stamina
• Your favorite pajama top
• Anyone who appreciates comfort, humor, and a slightly unhinged brand name
• Cold nights, warm ovens, and even warmer personalities
Soft on the inside, bold on the outside, and ready to become your go-to layer for everything from quick errands to extended buffet sessions, this hoodie delivers comfort you can live in and a message you can’t ignore.
Wear it when you're hungry. Wear it when you're full. Wear it when you're about to be both again.
At Sexual Pizza, it’s not just a meal—it’s a lifestyle.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
