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Sexual Pizza Long Sleeve Tee
Sexual Pizza Long Sleeve Tee
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Alright… now we’re talkin’. Little class. Little coverage. Same animal.
Introducing the official Sexual Pizza long sleeve tee. This ain’t for amateurs—this is for the seasoned professional. The one who knows the buffet layout, the timing of the fresh pies, the exact moment you slide back in for round four like nobody’s watchin’. Yeah… you.
You got sleeves now. Why? Respect. Warmth. Maybe you’re out late, maybe it’s a little chilly—but don’t get it twisted… underneath this, you’re still ready to do damage to a $1.99 pizza buffet like it owes you money.
This shirt says, “I’m civilized… but I will absolutely eat twelve slices without blinking.”
And listen—we’re open 7 days a week. Always. You got a craving on a Monday night? We’re there. Saturday afternoon, you bring the whole crew? We’re ready. This long sleeve? It’s for year-round loyalty. You don’t take days off, we don’t take days off—everybody wins.
Perfect for:
• Buffet veterans who pace themselves (but still go hard)
• Snack runs at 2am
• Late-night eaters with a little style
• Vaping with the boys
• Your friend, your favorite grandma or uncle
• Anyone who wants to look put-together while absolutely demolishing pizza
• People who say “I’ll just have a couple slices” and then laugh about it later
Soft, comfortable, and built for repeat visits, this long sleeve tee keeps you warm while you stay dangerous. It’s got that clean look—but with a message that hits like garlic knots at midnight.
You put this on, you walk in calm, cool… maybe even polite. But deep down? You and me—we know what’s about to happen. Sexual Pizza. Take your time. Eat anyway. Come back again.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
Introducing the official Sexual Pizza long sleeve tee. This ain’t for amateurs—this is for the seasoned professional. The one who knows the buffet layout, the timing of the fresh pies, the exact moment you slide back in for round four like nobody’s watchin’. Yeah… you.
You got sleeves now. Why? Respect. Warmth. Maybe you’re out late, maybe it’s a little chilly—but don’t get it twisted… underneath this, you’re still ready to do damage to a $1.99 pizza buffet like it owes you money.
This shirt says, “I’m civilized… but I will absolutely eat twelve slices without blinking.”
And listen—we’re open 7 days a week. Always. You got a craving on a Monday night? We’re there. Saturday afternoon, you bring the whole crew? We’re ready. This long sleeve? It’s for year-round loyalty. You don’t take days off, we don’t take days off—everybody wins.
Perfect for:
• Buffet veterans who pace themselves (but still go hard)
• Snack runs at 2am
• Late-night eaters with a little style
• Vaping with the boys
• Your friend, your favorite grandma or uncle
• Anyone who wants to look put-together while absolutely demolishing pizza
• People who say “I’ll just have a couple slices” and then laugh about it later
Soft, comfortable, and built for repeat visits, this long sleeve tee keeps you warm while you stay dangerous. It’s got that clean look—but with a message that hits like garlic knots at midnight.
You put this on, you walk in calm, cool… maybe even polite. But deep down? You and me—we know what’s about to happen. Sexual Pizza. Take your time. Eat anyway. Come back again.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
