Sexual Pizza Sticker

Alright… now we’re talkin’ street level. This is how you spread the word.

Introducing the official Sexual Pizza sticker. Small? Yeah. Quiet? Not a chance. This little beauty hits like a full tray fresh outta the oven—bold, loud, and impossible to ignore.

You slap this thing anywhere—laptop, water bottle, toolbox, the back of your car—and now suddenly? You’re representin’ the legendary $1.99 pizza buffet like you got ownership in the place. People see it, they double take, maybe laugh, maybe get a little confused… either way, they remember it. That’s marketing, my friend.

And don’t forget—we’re open 7 days a week. This sticker? It’s like a 24/7 reminder. Wherever you stick it, it’s basically sayin’, “Hey… you could be eatin’ right now.” And honestly? That’s a beautiful thing.

Perfect for:
• Your laptop or water bottle
• Your truck, van, or boat
• Your best friend who secretly loves pizza
• People who like their branding loud and their pizza cheap
• Buffet loyalists who take pride in their work
• Anyone who enjoys a good reaction from strangers
• Surfaces that are just a little too clean and need some personality

Durable, eye-catching, and ready to stick with you through thick and thin (kinda like that last slice you probably didn’t need), this sticker brings that Brooklyn shop energy everywhere you go.

You put this on something, you’re makin’ a statement. Not a big speech—just a simple message:

“I know where the good stuff is.” Sexual Pizza. Stick it. Rep it. Go get a slice.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

Size guide