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Sexual Pizza T-Shirt
Sexual Pizza T-Shirt
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Get ready to feed your face and your wardrobe.
Introducing the official tee from Sexual Pizza — the only place bold enough to combine irresistible flavor with questionable name choices and absolutely legendary deals. Featuring a design inspired by the home of the infamous $1.99 pizza buffet, this shirt is a walking, talking (well… not literally) tribute to unlimited slices, unlimited confidence, and unlimited second trips to the counter.
Whether you're a pepperoni purist, a deep-dish devotee, or someone who simply believes that “one more slice” is a lifestyle, this shirt lets the world know where your priorities lie. And yes — just like the buffet — we’re open 7 days a week, because cravings don’t take weekends off.
Printed with a bold, eye-catching design that matches the energy of late-night buffet runs and slightly-too-full regret.
This tee is perfect for:
• Pizza enthusiasts with a sense of humor
• Buffet warriors
• 2am snack runs
• Anyone who has ever said “I’ll just have one more” and absolutely meant it
• Your new favorite pajama top
• People who appreciate questionable branding but excellent value
• Maybe you just really love pizza
Soft, comfortable, and dangerously wearable in public, this shirt might not get you free pizza—but it will get you attention, compliments, and possibly a few concerned looks from strangers who wish they thought of the name first.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And remember: at Sexual Pizza… it’s always a good time to come back for seconds.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Introducing the official tee from Sexual Pizza — the only place bold enough to combine irresistible flavor with questionable name choices and absolutely legendary deals. Featuring a design inspired by the home of the infamous $1.99 pizza buffet, this shirt is a walking, talking (well… not literally) tribute to unlimited slices, unlimited confidence, and unlimited second trips to the counter.
Whether you're a pepperoni purist, a deep-dish devotee, or someone who simply believes that “one more slice” is a lifestyle, this shirt lets the world know where your priorities lie. And yes — just like the buffet — we’re open 7 days a week, because cravings don’t take weekends off.
Printed with a bold, eye-catching design that matches the energy of late-night buffet runs and slightly-too-full regret.
This tee is perfect for:
• Pizza enthusiasts with a sense of humor
• Buffet warriors
• 2am snack runs
• Anyone who has ever said “I’ll just have one more” and absolutely meant it
• Your new favorite pajama top
• People who appreciate questionable branding but excellent value
• Maybe you just really love pizza
Soft, comfortable, and dangerously wearable in public, this shirt might not get you free pizza—but it will get you attention, compliments, and possibly a few concerned looks from strangers who wish they thought of the name first.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And remember: at Sexual Pizza… it’s always a good time to come back for seconds.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
