Should I Crank Hog Or Black Out Long Sleeve Tee

There’s something powerful about asking the most unnecessary question imaginable… calmly… in a long sleeve tee.

“Should I Crank Hog Or Black Out?” now delivered with coverage. Composed. Layered. Almost scholarly. Like you really sat down and weighed the options before absolutely not doing that.

This is the thinking man’s chaos shirt.
The long-sleeve edition of poor decision-making.

Perfect for:
• Vaping with the boys when there’s a light breeze
• Golfing badly but with confidence on the back nine
• Taking grandma to her 9:30 a.m. doctor’s appointment (tuck it in. Keep everyone guessing.)
• Dinner with her parents where eye contact becomes a power move
• Fall tailgates that start responsible and end historical
• Hardware store runs that spiral
• Brunch where you order water and still cause concern

Soft. Comfortable. Mildly alarming.

You look prepared.
You look stable.
You are publicly debating two catastrophic options.

Because sometimes the biggest life questions deserve sleeves.

Layer up.
Ask boldly.
Let the universe decide.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs