Should I Crank Hog Or Black Out Sticker

Small sticker. Massive dilemma.

This little masterpiece takes the biggest unnecessary question of our time and shrinks it down so you can stick it absolutely anywhere. Laptop. Water bottle. Tool box. Golf cart. Grandma’s minivan (maybe don’t).

From far away? Harmless text.
Up close? Immediate concern.

Perfect for:
• Laptops that attend serious meetings
• Water bottles at the gym
• Golf bags on hole 7
• Vape cases during “strategic discussions”
• Garage fridges that have seen things
• Anywhere subtlety already gave up

Durable. Bold. Zero guidance.

You’re not choosing chaos.
You’re just presenting the options… in adhesive form.

Stick it.
Step back.
Let the public decide your fate.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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