TheRealSpencer
Sleep Naked Mug
Sleep Naked Mug
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$13.00
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It’s a crisp white mug. Innocent. Minimal.
And printed on it, like a calm morning affirmation: Sleep Naked.
No emojis. No explanation. Just quiet, confident instruction while you sip your latte like a completely reasonable adult.
It’s the kind of mug that sits peacefully on your desk… until someone actually reads it. Then suddenly it’s not just coffee. It’s a lifestyle recommendation.
Perfect for:
• Office desks that enjoy subtle chaos
• Dorm rooms with strong opinions
• Breakfast tables where eye contact gets interesting
• Holding coffee, tea, or your nightly chamomile before you follow orders
Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Socially suggestive. You’re not being inappropriate.
You’re promoting comfort. Sip calmly.
Hydrate responsibly. Then take the advice later.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
And printed on it, like a calm morning affirmation: Sleep Naked.
No emojis. No explanation. Just quiet, confident instruction while you sip your latte like a completely reasonable adult.
It’s the kind of mug that sits peacefully on your desk… until someone actually reads it. Then suddenly it’s not just coffee. It’s a lifestyle recommendation.
Perfect for:
• Office desks that enjoy subtle chaos
• Dorm rooms with strong opinions
• Breakfast tables where eye contact gets interesting
• Holding coffee, tea, or your nightly chamomile before you follow orders
Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Socially suggestive. You’re not being inappropriate.
You’re promoting comfort. Sip calmly.
Hydrate responsibly. Then take the advice later.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
