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TheRealSpencer

Slim Sticker

Slim Sticker

Regular price $6.00
Regular price Sale price $6.00
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Tiny format. Massive concern. Some thoughts stay in your head. This one goes on adhesive vinyl. “I don’t think anyone wants their penis called ‘Slim’.”

Small sticker. Huge statement. It’s the kind of thing someone notices on your laptop mid-meeting and instantly regrets reading out loud. From a distance? Clean typography. Up close? A full-blown adjective intervention.

Perfect for:
• Laptops that attend serious meetings
• Water bottles at the gym
• Phone cases that enjoy causing problems
• Toolboxes, coolers, or anywhere branding matters
• That one friend’s car (use discretion)

Durable. Bold. Questionably necessary. You’re not attacking anyone. You’re simply advocating for better descriptive language. Stick it confidently. Step back.
Retire “Slim.”


• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

Size guide

  HEIGHT (inches) WIDTH (inches)
5.5″×5.5″ 5 ½ 5 ½
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