Start Sampling My Goods Poster

Behold the "Start Sampling My Goods" poster - because subtlety is overrated, and your goods are like a limited-edition snack that everyone should savor. This masterpiece serves as a not-so-humble invitation to experience the premium collection of charisma and charm that is you. Hang it proudly and let the world know that your wit is an acquired taste, much like a fine wine or a really funky cheese. Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Warning: prolonged exposure to this poster may result in uncontrollable laughter and sudden increase in your goods' popularity. Taste the greatness, if you dare.

• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%