Too Many Bitches On This Dick Hoodie

Now imagine all that chaos… but warmer.

This hoodie says “Too Many Bitches On This Dick.” Same reckless message. More fabric. Zero regrets.

It’s loud, dumb, painfully self-aware, and somehow even funnier as a hoodie. You throw it on, step outside, and immediately someone reads it out loud like it’s their first day with words. Conversation ruined. Mission accomplished.

Perfect for cold nights, late bars, bad decisions, and standing around pretending you didn’t choose violence with your outfit. It’s insanely comfortable, which is dangerous, because now you’ll wear it everywhere.

Is it subtle?
Absolutely not.
Is it cozy?
Embarrassingly yes.
Pull it on.
Commit harder.
Let the hoodie do the talking.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood


Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.