Too Many Bitches On This Dick Long Sleeve Tee

Oh you wanted sleeves?
Bold.

This long sleeve tee says “Too Many Bitches On This Dick.” Which means you’re fully covered… but spiritually reckless. There’s something powerful about delivering maximum chaos in a long sleeve. It’s calculated. It’s composed. It says, “I planned this.” You get all the comfort, all the warmth, and absolutely none of the subtlety.

Perfect for:
• Cool nights out
• Meeting the friends (not the parents… probably)
• Standing around while someone reads it out loud twice
• Acting calm while your shirt causes problems

It’s soft. It’s comfortable. It’s irresponsibly confident. A little more refined. A lot less appropriate. Because sometimes you don’t need short sleeves to make a bad decision.
You just need commitment.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs