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Too Many Bitches On This Dick Mug
Too Many Bitches On This Dick Mug
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Oh you want to sip from it?
Dangerous.
This coffee mug says “Too Many Bitches On This Dick.” First thing in the morning. No warm-up. No context. Just chaos with caffeine.
Imagine someone minding their business at the office… you take a slow sip… they read it… and now it’s their problem. That’s power. That’s hydration with dominance.
Perfect for:
• The office (HR’s favorite employee)
• Dorm rooms
• Your kitchen counter as a conversation trap
• Holding coffee, tea, or the tears of your enemies
Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Socially questionable. Because nothing pairs with caffeine like poor decision-making and unwavering confidence.
Sip boldly.
Stir recklessly.
Make breakfast uncomfortable.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Dangerous.
This coffee mug says “Too Many Bitches On This Dick.” First thing in the morning. No warm-up. No context. Just chaos with caffeine.
Imagine someone minding their business at the office… you take a slow sip… they read it… and now it’s their problem. That’s power. That’s hydration with dominance.
Perfect for:
• The office (HR’s favorite employee)
• Dorm rooms
• Your kitchen counter as a conversation trap
• Holding coffee, tea, or the tears of your enemies
Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Socially questionable. Because nothing pairs with caffeine like poor decision-making and unwavering confidence.
Sip boldly.
Stir recklessly.
Make breakfast uncomfortable.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
