Too Many Bitches On This Dick T-Shirt

This shirt is like a bad idea you commit to.

It’s loud, dumb, self-aware, and absolutely committed to the bit. You don’t wear this because it’s true. You wear it because it’s funny enough to ruin a conversation and confident enough to survive the fallout.

Put it on, go out with your friends, get judged immediately, laugh harder than everyone else, and somehow still have a great night. That’s the magic. That’s the stunt.

It’s insanely comfortable, which is important because you’re gonna be wearing it way longer than you should—mostly because people won’t stop reading it out loud.

Is this shirt a mistake?
Probably.
Would I wear it anyway?
Obviously.

Don’t overthink it.
Put it on.
Send it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.